Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A sociopath and his neighbors dog. He got one of those huge dogs the other day, and it took a crap on my lawn, so I put up a wanted poster 50000 dollars Wanted Dead Or Alive, and that dog smells and bites... It did not work, so I took my neighbor out hunting, I shot his dog, "Said sorry I thought it was a moose" He replied "did you have to shoot at him 15 times?" "I replied, I am out of ammo, but if you can borrow me some I can land a few extra..." Asshole got another dog, so we went out duck hunting, he asked me why I brought a hand grenade... "Land ducks, dog shaped non flying land ducks" Also I stole his office nametag and got naked and sat on a random office at his workplace and jacked off to porn, his boss showed up and said "Mr. Asswhipe, just because this is your office you are not allowed to get naked and uh... Watch... Uh private stuff here okay? I smirked and said "Dont worry Boss, its not my office!" I used glue to glue his nametag to my chest okay? He got yet another dog, I shot my neighbor, his dog starved to death, his wife was mourning and bought two dogs to comfort her. Thats okay, I just picked up both chiguguas at once and broke their neck in a single stroke, then I set fire to her house... The wind spread it on to mine... Fuck... I shot her and took her place, its the same as mine basically, just that there is a dead bitch I can fuck... I mean the woman, you think I am pervert or something? Besides you know... They are chiguguas, I mean i tried its... Its just not... You know... HEY RELAX THEY WHERE BOTH FEMALE OKAY? AND NO NOTHING FIT ANYWHERE SO I HAD TO CUT THEM OPEN AND... Moral of the story: Do not shoot the dog! Poor innocent animal! shot the owner, and then the poor innocent animal! NeroMetal, not the fucker that stole my moral system and name to make this site into some fucking cult thing... I do not cult, I you know... Kids... Dogs... Women... (I love them you fucking sicko) I give them candy (candy being my cock yeah you fellow sicko)

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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