I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Cancer.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Gay republicans

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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