Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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