A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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minorities.....

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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NASCAR

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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