Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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don't look behind you

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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