Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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womens sports...

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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