Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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