what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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