Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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