Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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19th amendment

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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