Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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You bumder!

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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haha

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Anti Joke

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