Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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