- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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