will you like this joke my sources say no

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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