Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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THE END.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Where's my shotgun

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Your mom is so nice.

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