knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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I'm hungry.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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hola said the chinese man

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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