How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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