How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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