What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Where's my shotgun

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Your mom is so nice.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Mahmy

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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