how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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