could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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