- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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