so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

The holocaust

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

this website is a bad joke

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Whats In My Trash? Bears

The WNBA.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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