yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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