And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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