womens rights

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Woman's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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women's rights.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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