whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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A bar walks into a man

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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