Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A white person at Harvard

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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dead babies

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Cancer.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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