to get to the other side.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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