If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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