Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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haha.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Anti Joke

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