If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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