- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What do you do at a club? You club.

A man walks into a bar

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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