Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did I get raped

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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