God

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A chicken crossed the road.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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