Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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