Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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this is not a joke. jks

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Happy Monday!

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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