Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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I hate blackniggers

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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