Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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girls basketball

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Get on your knees Ho

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Women.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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