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  • Original version is "What's the difference between an orange? A bus, because a motorcycle doesn't have doors."

  • A t-shirt because ice cream has no bones

  • NOPE. A TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE A CAR ONLY HAS FOUR DOORS.

  • When I was 9, my father used to tell me this joke: "Why is a duck?" I sat there for ages trying to figure out what he was trying to ask me. "I don't know," I said. "An orange, because there are no bones in ice-cream," he replied. I didn't understand what he meant, so he started explaining it to me. "Well, at some restaurants, you can buy a dish called duck-a-l'orange, which is duck covered in ORANGE sauce. If you don't finish your duck,(you don't eat the BONES though) then you can't have any ice cream." I didn't really understand him (I still don't) but I still love this joke so much!

  • The original version, created in 1968 goes: "What's the difference between a tree?" "A motorcycle - it doesn't have doors."

  • The real answer to this question is: "One Leg Is Both The Same.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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