There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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