- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Horse.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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