why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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they're dead. idiot.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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