Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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NEVER

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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