Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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