What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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