I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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the WNBA

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Men's rights.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Anti Joke

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