Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Nuneaton..

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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9/11

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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hi iggy

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Anti Joke

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