What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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