Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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