Chuck norris survived rapture.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Black People.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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