why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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