why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Peas

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

hot diggity dog

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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