Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

How did th-A fridge.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Camerons hair is Curly..

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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