A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What's big and purple? Barney

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Granny porn!

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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