A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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the NAACP

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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