my gave me a game i said thank you

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Women's rights

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