Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I agree

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

a black man walks out of popeyes

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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