How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A Sloth runs...

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Obama

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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woman's rights

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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