what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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captcha: all yer base

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Lebron Traveled

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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You.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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