Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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what is orange? an orange

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Anti Joke

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