- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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