What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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alex is cool

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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An atheist walks into a church

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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