- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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