Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Woman rights.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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