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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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hi iggy

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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