Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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