What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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This is not a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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