So a man walks into a bar, right?

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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