I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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