So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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