A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Republicans

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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