Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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A black person in the NHL

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My friend harris is fat.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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