- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

pobody's nerfect

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Yo mama so fat she died

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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