Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Sam Hengal.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Make me famous

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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