I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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bees knees

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Jovan

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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