What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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