A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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what happens every day? People die

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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