A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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my bubbles!

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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