Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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