whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What did the fish say after he

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Anti Joke

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