- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What is the difference?

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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